Tits America

• Cate: Mom, what does tits mean?
• Me: Um...how do you spell it?
• Cate: T-I-T-S. Tits.
• Me: Why do you ask?
• Cate: Because we're singing about it in Music class!
• Me: Really? Can you sing the song for me? Do you remember how it goes?
• Cate: It's something about America. I think it's called Tits America.
• Me: My Country, 'Tis of Thee?
• Cate: YES! THAT'S IT!!!