Tits America

  • Cate: Mom, what does tits mean?
  • Me: Um...how do you spell it?
  • Cate: T-I-T-S. Tits.
  • Me: Why do you ask?
  • Cate: Because we're singing about it in Music class!
  • Me: Really? Can you sing the song for me? Do you remember how it goes?
  • Cate: It's something about America. I think it's called Tits America.
  • Me: My Country, 'Tis of Thee?
  • Cate: YES! THAT'S IT!!!