- Cate: Mom, what does tits mean?
- Me: Um...how do you spell it?
- Cate: T-I-T-S. Tits.
- Me: Why do you ask?
- Cate: Because we're singing about it in Music class!
- Me: Really? Can you sing the song for me? Do you remember how it goes?
- Cate: It's something about America. I think it's called Tits America.
- Me: My Country, 'Tis of Thee?
- Cate: YES! THAT'S IT!!!